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Hmmm...
OK,  I  go  and write loads of decent (?) articles, and send them off to
Carnage in London, and then get issue 16 of TW, and find that the adress
is no longer available.  Shit.  I no longer have those articles as well.
Oh  bother!   Anyway,  here`s  some  stuff  that I`ve thought of as I go
along.   Some  true,  some  not,  some  bigoted,  but  all in your Earth
language of Ingerlish.

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In  September,  I  spotted  a  letter  from D!ck on Teletext (C4) in the
Online  section.  For God`s sake man, are so discontented with being the
founding  father  of  the Amiga`s best e-zine that you have to take over
Teletext  as  well?   Is  there  no stopping D!ck?  If that is your real
name...


Nice new logo the BBC`s gone and got itself.  Of course, all you licence
payers  (not  me  of course - too young!  Ha-ha!) will complain that the
money  would  have been better spent on new programmes, but think of the
following  scenario, for YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT...  The last BBC logo was a
four colour affair -                         __ __ __
                                            /Ż// // / < Grey
                                            ŻŻ ŻŻ ŻŻ
                                           /=//=//=/
                                         Red Green Blue

Well,  maybe  the  ASCII`s  crap,  and the colour`s may be wrong but who
cares.  You see, all of the BBC`s printing had to be budgeted for colour
- a waste of money the new one...
           _____ _____ _____
           |   | |   | |   |
           | B | | B | | C |
           |   | |   | |   |          
           ŻŻŻŻŻ ŻŻŻŻŻ ŻŻŻŻŻ
is  only  in  black  and  white  -  think  of  the money they`ll save on
printing!


Let`s  congratulate  Sir  Richard  Of  Branston Pickle for signing Chris
Evans  to  Virgin,  and getting him to start on the same day as Zoe Ball
and  Keving  Greening  started their new breakfast show on Radio One.  I
bet  Matthew  Banisster  is cacking his pants as I speak.  Two days into
Chris`  new  show  and it`s already just like it used to be with the old
team  back  on  top form (Chris, Holly Hotlips, Big John Revell, Dan The
Soundman,  Jamie  Student  Bloke,  Tina Ritchie (He payed her £60 000 to
quit  R1!),  but  not  Justin the Teaboy (he really is a student now!)).
Bannister  made  a  huge  mistake letting Evans go, and I give Radio One
about   two   years  before  they  are  consigned  to  the  dustbins  of
broadcasting  history,  along  with  the entire VHS run of `The Krankies
Funniest  Moments`  (2  seconds  long),  and  `More  adventures  of  the
Executioners of Bloodlustland`.


Congratulations  to Channel Five for going against the odds, and despite
what  other  people  think,  it  is  the the best channel on terrestrial
(apart  from  the  other  two `alternative` channels BBC2 and C4).  Also
congrats  to  Jack  Docherty  for  improving your show no end after your
extended holiday, and coming back with the band known as Blair.


|1-Stuff (volume one)


|1-Copyright 1997 Daniel Thornton.


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[Sorry about the address problems but we've all moved addresses over the
last year and we advise you to read the address info in the latest issue
before posting. 

Yes D!ck is his name. His real name being Richard.

Kei]


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